Articles in Tell Willie
Willie says: I got a new gig this year. I’m the Easter Bunny’s assistant!
Willie: You can usually tell who your friends were by the ones attending your funeral.
Willie says: To the person who called in about a local high school recruiting athletes, news editor Norm Cannada asks that you give him a call at (864) 882-6680 so he can get more details to have someone investigate this. Your identity will remain confidential. Thanks.
Willie: I’ve read that the lottery winner came forward and won all kinds of money and that the state has $81 million.
Willie: Why are they parking those old, used trailers on that nice lot where they used to have the Heritage Fair?
Willie: What frightens, astonishes, disgusts the majority of Americans and the civilized world is all Trump supporters who so easily ignore, hence accept, all his lies, blatant corruption, fake religiosity and allegiance to tyrannical world leaders.
Willie: To my dear friends at Greenville Health System, I am forever thankful for the care I received at your hospital during my recent admission.
Willie: Must everyone need a Ph.D. or a master’s degree? I think not.
Willie: You read my comment about those roundabouts tearing the trucks up. I am a truck driver — have been for 40 years.
Willie: I learned that most of our local churches do not allow women to lead the church and become ministers. It’s 2019.
Willie: Apparently, none of the individuals (former interim administrator, finance director, office/budget manager, accounting analyst, account/payroll technician) involved in the 2018 unauthorized raises in Oconee County has received their walking papers.
Willie: Why do companies place job ads when they really don’t want someone worthwhile?
Willie: Special Olympics are no longer important to Trump’s administration.