Articles in Tell Willie
I wrote this as a rap song. If you can’t rap to it, just hum along.
You are the first thing I reach for when The Journal arrives. Yes, be flattered. My husband reaches for the Sports page. We can’t be that unusual in our preferences. You are not sports to me, if you are, set me straight and I’ll not complain. I see the paper moving you around and hope your home is not in “B” sports.
Willie’s got a lot to answer to!
It seems the editor has once again been duped by his Jefferson misquoting friend. Thursday’s quote regarding the possible fate of democracy — Jefferson never said it, nor ever wrote it.
Sometimes rules are in place for a reason!
As for me being in sports, the paper is changing the way it is printed and is in a transition. Within a couple of weeks I should be in my new spot to stay, but they haven’t told me exactly where that will be. By the way, notice I made it up to news today. I kinda feel like Waldo instead of Willie — you know those “Where’s Waldo?” things! Stay tuned.
I’m a waitress at a local restaurant. We make $2.13/hour plus we have to tip the hostess out because they make $2.13 also. Ten percent tips are no longer acceptable. Twenty to 25 percent is the rate we need based on your bill.